John Ritter Quotes

"Three's Company was originally called Three Companies, about a trio of pharmaceutical companies. It was 10 times funnier."
-John Ritter

"Apparently there's this new scandal about how you can see my scrotum hanging out of my blue boxer shorts for a split second on episode 161 of Three's Company. Someone asked me if maybe I did that on purpose. You bet I did."
-John Ritter

"The Boy Who Saved Baseball."
-John Ritter

"In order for the township Web site to work, people have to view it as a resource, ... You have to update it and change it enough so that people will want to come back."
-John Ritter

"Once during a taping there was an actor who kept blowing his lines. It happened again and again. Finally Norman Fell came out-he wasn't even in that scene. But Norman came out and you know what he did? He killed the guy with a hammer."
-John Ritter

"Most people don't know that I am an accomplished dramatic actor... But I've performed in several Shakespeare productions including Hamlet, except in this version, Hamlet lives in an apartment with two women, and has to pretend he's gay so that the landlord won't evict him."
-John Ritter

"I entered all of the ones to the extent that I could read their handwriting, ... So if you aren't getting e-mail updates, please contact (Township Clerk) Kathy (Cunningham)."
-John Ritter

"It makes enough information available so that the public can participate in a meaningful way, ... When you go to a meeting, the same issue won't have to be re-explained. By getting the information available on the Web site, people will be better qualified to participate."
-John Ritter