John Cleese Quotes

"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me."
-John Cleese in Business quotes.

"He who laughs most, learns best."
-John Cleese

"If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth."
-John Cleese in Laughter quotes.

"If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play."
-John Cleese

"The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip."
-John Cleese

"The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas Day, and I used to have to swim back. Extraordinary. It was a ritual. Mind you, that wasn't the hard part. The difficult bit was getting out of the sack."
-John Cleese

"I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires."
-John Cleese in Desire quotes.

"If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'"
-John Cleese