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Joey Adams Quotes

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"Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them."
-Joey Adams in Golf quotes.
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"A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view."
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"The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win."
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"Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does."
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"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
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"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all."
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"Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors."
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"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions."
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"If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business."
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