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Joe E. Lewis Quotes

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"I drink to forget I drink."
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"It pays to get drunk with the best people."
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"You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
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"I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin."
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"Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people."
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"You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough."
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"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
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"You only live once -- but if you work it right, once is enough."
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