Joan Collins Quotes

"Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine."
-Joan Collins

"The easiest way to convince my kids that they don't really need something is to get it for them."
-Joan Collins

"Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people."
-Joan Collins in Loneliness quotes.

"It's like the Roman Empire. Wasn't everybody running around just covered with syphilis? And then it was destroyed by the volcano."
-Joan Collins

"The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it."
-Joan Collins in Life quotes.

"I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife."
-Joan Collins

"Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you someone who has never achieved much."
-Joan Collins in Mistakes quotes.

"According to my sister, the expert novelist Jackie Collins, most men stray. And sex doesn't mean anything to most men. But I wouldn't date a man who slept around. Absolutely not. I've divorced people for that."
-Joan Collins