Jim Carrey Quotes

"I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together."
-Jim Carrey

"I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich."
-Jim Carrey

"My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'."
-Jim Carrey

"Despite the presence of private security, numerous problems related to uncontrolled alcohol consumption continue to occur."
-Jim Carrey

"A lot of times we don't get capital money from the town to do things like that, so when we have the support of the community with a program like this, we take those funds and turn them right back into the parks (department). This is the biggest revenue-generating thing we do ourselves."
-Jim Carrey

"I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever."
-Jim Carrey in Love quotes.

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
-Jim Carrey

"They've pulled that totally out of their project."
-Jim Carrey

"Behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes."
-Jim Carrey

"There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about."
-Jim Carrey

"I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'"
-Jim Carrey

"Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Suess inspired me to try cauliflower."
-Jim Carrey

"These are a small number of events, but they're enough to raise concern."
-Jim Carrey

"With the large number of minors allowed to drink ... the potential liability for not only the host of the event, but the property owner -- in this case, the city -- is staggering."
-Jim Carrey

"To win at the Big East level we all have to be on the same page. It's not an option otherwise."
-Jim Carrey

"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!"
-Jim Carrey

"There was a line clear back down the road to get in to eat (Saturday). It's probably the only place you can go for five bucks, eat all you want and have real maple syrup."
-Jim Carrey

"Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass."
-Jim Carrey