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Janeane Garofalo Quotes

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"To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first."
-Janeane Garofalo
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"I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.""
-Janeane Garofalo in Humor quotes.
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"Is being an idiot like being high all the time?"
-Janeane Garofalo
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"I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth."
-Janeane Garofalo
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"I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness."
-Janeane Garofalo
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"When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'"
-Janeane Garofalo
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"When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement."
-Janeane Garofalo
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"The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl."
-Janeane Garofalo
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"I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive."
-Janeane Garofalo
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