Jane Wagner Quotes

"'They asked me once my thoughts about infinity, and I told 'em with all I had to think about, infinity was not on my list of things to think about. It could be time on an ego-trip, for all I know. After all, when you're pressed for time, infinity may as well not be there.'"
-Jane Wagner in Time quotes.

"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch."
-Jane Wagner in Reality quotes.

"When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic."
-Jane Wagner in God quotes.

"Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself."
-Jane Wagner

"Now we are celebrating all generations at this event. There is something for everyone. You don't need to have kids to come to this."
-Jane Wagner

"The idea is for students to learn about the human milestones from birth to the aging."
-Jane Wagner

"The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool."
-Jane Wagner

"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific."
-Jane Wagner

"It's helping students learn what's required to be successful in human services careers."
-Jane Wagner