Jack Black Quotes

"I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools."
-Jack Black

"Never for a second did I think of myself as the sexiest guy in the world. When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world."
-Jack Black

"You're asking me to choose between two children, the one that pays more and the one that I secretly love more. With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out; with the music, there's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation."
-Jack Black

"We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it."
-Jack Black

"I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock."
-Jack Black

"The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be."
-Jack Black

"Are you ready to have your mind blown apart by the most awesome show in the universe. ... Tonight is your night to rage against the machine."
-Jack Black

"It was really difficult to get any golf matches because everybody was already booked up."
-Jack Black