Hal Sparks Quotes

"I think it's going to be Reese. Again, if somebody that movie was about died in the last year or so, that's the odds on favorite. They like dead people at the Oscars. I mean, the Oscar will go to Reese and June Carter. How can you not give an Oscar to a dead woman?"
-Hal Sparks

"They say things like 'you know what I like about living in a small town? Everybody goes to church together and to the general store. Everybody knows everybody.' That's total horse shit."
-Hal Sparks

"Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids."
-Hal Sparks in Politics quotes.

"It's a cute thing. Fame is their new toy."
-Hal Sparks

"I try to be as ignorant about things as I can."
-Hal Sparks

"Hoffman will win. It's a crazy character, and Oscars like crazy people, and they want to give him a shout out for 'Twister.' That was his breakout role, you know."
-Hal Sparks