Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

"Not paying the comics a dime -- that's Penn's greatest magic trick."
-Gilbert Gottfried

"With (Katrina), it's almost like the sequel that doesn't live up to the original. It's certainly a shocking event and a tragedy, but somehow as a big event it doesn't seem to carry as much weight with the public as 9/11 did."
-Gilbert Gottfried

"With (Katrina), it's almost like the sequel that doesn't live up to the original."
-Gilbert Gottfried

"I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl."
-Gilbert Gottfried

"The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever."
-Gilbert Gottfried

"I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more."
-Gilbert Gottfried