Garry Shandling Quotes

"I don't like this reality television, I have to be honest, ... I think real people should not be on television. It's for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real."
-Garry Shandling

"After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
-Garry Shandling in Sex quotes.

"It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside."
-Garry Shandling

"What Planet Are You From?"
-Garry Shandling

"I practice safe sex - I use an airbag."
-Garry Shandling

"I have such poor vision I can date anybody."
-Garry Shandling

"My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me."
-Garry Shandling