Fred Wood Quotes

"The man in whose footsteps I wish to follow is probably the most honorable man in Idaho politics."
-Fred Wood

"This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama."
-Fred Wood

"Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery."
-Fred Wood

"We shot ten minutes of the movie, and now we're looking for completion funds."
-Fred Wood

"What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?"
-Fred Wood

"Are you people insane? I'm the director. I make the casting decisions around here."
-Fred Wood

"We are going to finish this picture just the way I want it... because you cannot compromise an artist's vision."
-Fred Wood

"He's too short, he's too... tall, he's... just not going to work."
-Fred Wood

"Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello."
-Fred Wood