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Flip Wilson Quotes

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"Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun."
-Flip Wilson
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"My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?"
-Flip Wilson
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"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."
-Flip Wilson
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"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."
-Flip Wilson
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"The devil made me do it."
-Flip Wilson
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"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."
-Flip Wilson
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"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."
-Flip Wilson
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"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."
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"Funny is an attitude."
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"What you see is what you get."
-Flip Wilson
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