Eric Morecambe Quotes

"I am playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order."
-Eric Morecambe

"Sometimes it worries me. I feel something's got to give. I know what Harry Secombe meant when he said he's worried that one day the phone will ring and a mystic voice will say, 'Thank you, Mr Secombe. Now can we have it all back?'"
-Eric Morecambe

"Ralph looked down at 10 pounds of extra him that wasn't there last Christmas. In five months he had put on all this weight."
-Eric Morecambe