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Emo Philips Quotes

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"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
-Emo Philips in Computers quotes.
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"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
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"I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks."
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"I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson."
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"I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me."
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