Dylan Moran Quotes
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"I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it."
-Dylan Moran in Drugs quotes.
-Dylan Moran in Drugs quotes.
"People walk past me in the street and look at me, but because they think I work in their office and they can't remember my name."
-Dylan Moran
-Dylan Moran
"It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book."
-Dylan Moran
-Dylan Moran
"The careers teacher told me I had a clear choice: if I didn't end up going to university I'd end up robbing post offices."
-Dylan Moran
-Dylan Moran
"Jokes in sitcoms only work when they're not conspicuous and they reveal character."
-Dylan Moran
-Dylan Moran
"I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate."
-Dylan Moran
-Dylan Moran
"Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20."
-Dylan Moran
-Dylan Moran
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