Douglas Adams Quotes

"In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground."
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"Anything that happens, happens. Anthing that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again. It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though."
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"I've come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies: 1. Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. 2. Anything that's invented between when you're fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. 3. Anything invented after you'."
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"The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
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"She is the least benightedly unintelligent organic lifeform it has ever been my distinct lack of pleasure not to have been able to avoid meeting."
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"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri."
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"It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear."
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"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
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"To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem."
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"Life? Don't talk to me about life!"
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"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
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"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
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"He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot."
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"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
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"There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will be familiar with the feeling."
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"Today must be a Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays."
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"Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of."
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"I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously."
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"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."
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"The dew has fallen with a particularly sickening thud this morning."
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"See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only see what you were expecting. Most scientists forget that."
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"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
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"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
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"Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose."
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"If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves."
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"Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner."
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"What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your present circumstances seems more likely, consider yourself lucky that it won't be troubling you much longer."
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