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Doug Larson Quotes

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"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools."
-Doug Larson in Age quotes.
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"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."
-Doug Larson in Computers quotes.
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"Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it."
-Doug Larson in Wisdom quotes.
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"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience."
-Doug Larson
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"Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush."
-Doug Larson in Spring quotes.
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"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."
-Doug Larson in Snow quotes.
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"If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur."
-Doug Larson in English quotes.
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"The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others."
-Doug Larson
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"What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living."
-Doug Larson
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"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."
-Doug Larson
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"If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers."
-Doug Larson in Language quotes.
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"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."
-Doug Larson
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"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon."
-Doug Larson in Life quotes.
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"Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none."
-Doug Larson
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"The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice."
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"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible."
-Doug Larson
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"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
-Doug Larson
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"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."
-Doug Larson
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