Don Rickles Quotes

"Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?"
-Don Rickles

"The transformation has been unbelievable. When I started here, I worked in a place where the Sky Room was on the second floor."
-Don Rickles

"He's Perry Como's kid by another marriage."
-Don Rickles

"Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap."
-Don Rickles

"The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now."
-Don Rickles in Past quotes.

"When he did his monologues, it was always about the public and what was happening, right up before airtime, ... Hope and Humor."
-Don Rickles

"I'm pleased to have been chosen by Coach G. and the team. I know they'll do me proud. If not, I'm going to invite them to leave Tucson and come to one of my Las Vegas shows, and then make them sit outside in the desert and let them watch their skates melt."
-Don Rickles