Dick Gregory Quotes

"Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned."
-Dick Gregory

"In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport."
-Dick Gregory in Voting quotes.

"Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss."
-Dick Gregory

"When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps."
-Dick Gregory in Family quotes.

"We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre."
-Dick Gregory

"America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don't misuse a household pet."
-Dick Gregory in America quotes.

"I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man."
-Dick Gregory

"Nature is not affected by finance. If someone offered you ten thousand dollars to let them touch your eyeball without blinking, you would never collect the money. At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own."
-Dick Gregory

"If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you."
-Dick Gregory