Dean Martin Quotes

"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
-Dean Martin in Drinking quotes.

"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."
-Dean Martin

"I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day."
-Dean Martin

"I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle."
-Dean Martin

"I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'."
-Dean Martin

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day."
-Dean Martin

"When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut."
-Dean Martin

"Sorry, Buddy. We've already got three."
-Dean Martin

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
-Dean Martin