David Steinberg Quotes

"Not only did he unfairly become a prime suspect of an investigation into your alleged injuries that day, but he was denied any normalcy in his school life thereafter, and felt too uncomfortable about returning to school, ... Consequently, he missed a lot of his last year of high school, which should have been a good and positive time in his life."
-David Steinberg

"He looks and talks like he just fell off Edgar Bergen's lap. [on Gerald Ford]."
-David Steinberg

"The whole idea of doing the Hollywood thing never even occurred to me. When you grow up on the East coast, Hollywood seems like this fantasy land and you don't think that people can actually make a living there."
-David Steinberg

"We were the guys on the other side. It was hilarious."
-David Steinberg

"Being a lawyer in New York sucks because you're working eighty, sometimes a hundred hours a week."
-David Steinberg

"I started writing this feature comedy in New York - a Chris Farley vehicle. The script was decent. When I got to LA, I met some new friends in film school and had them read my script and give me notes."
-David Steinberg

"But this phenomenal thing happens - even though you are the same guy with the same script - when you have a producer attached."
-David Steinberg