David Niven Quotes

"Old age has got to start creeping up on me one day soon, and frankly I'm very scared. I don't want to be old. I've always felt so young. And I want to stay that way."
-David Niven

"I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against."
-David Niven

"You can count on Errol Flynn, he'll always let you down."
-David Niven

"That's the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
-David Niven

"I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet."
-David Niven

"This is a terrible confession to make, but after I left the Army I had a number of things to try. I had a great conceit to think that if all else failed I could always go to Hollywood. So when all else did fail I really went to Hollywood. And then I found out how wrong I was."
-David Niven

"Realities of life for happy and unhappy people are basically the same."
-David Niven

"I meant the other one."
-David Niven