Dave Foley Quotes

"It's less lonely. Sketch comedy is much more fun than stand-up. You can still have a good time when you're bombing in sketch comedy because at least you're bombing with other people."
-Dave Foley

"A lot of people come here, and when they open the (front) door the dog starts running and tail-wagging."
-Dave Foley

"I'm sort of jaded at this point. But when we did 'Dead Diva' in L.A. recently, it was the first time in years I remember feeling a certain kind of nervous excitement."
-Dave Foley

"The potential is enormous but it's up to us to really develop that leisure-oriented market."
-Dave Foley

"If you live in Ohio and you don't wear scarlet and gray now, you're an oddball. And it used to be that you could go around town even in Columbus and see a bunch of people in Michigan shirts ... And that's horrible, isn't it?"
-Dave Foley

"It even looks a little like me, ... He's got my eyes, my great big bulbous eyes, and he has my stammer, (and) that affects your facial features when you stammer."
-Dave Foley

"There aren't many opportunities for celebs to do promotion that doesn't involve anecdotes about a crazy vacation."
-Dave Foley