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Dan Castellaneta Quotes

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"I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming."
-Dan Castellaneta in Funny quotes.
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"Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail."
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"Do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast?"
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"Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves."
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"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
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"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."
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"I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is - and it's me."
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"No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you."
-Dan Castellaneta
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