Colin Mochrie Quotes

"Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure they're dead!"
-Colin Mochrie in Funny quotes.

"When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. ... There are no consequences on stage."
-Colin Mochrie

"We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh. We'll do whatever it takes."
-Colin Mochrie

"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
-Colin Mochrie

"I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours, ... Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine."
-Colin Mochrie