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Bob Hope Quotes

Currently viewing quotes 0 - 13 of 13 by Bob Hope

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"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."
-Bob Hope in Golf quotes.
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"Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning."
-Bob Hope
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"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
-Bob Hope
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"The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia]."
-Bob Hope
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"No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties. "
-Bob Hope
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"I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful."
-Bob Hope
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"I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House. "
-Bob Hope
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"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
-Bob Hope
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"I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap."
-Bob Hope
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"She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction."
-Bob Hope
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"Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle."
-Bob Hope
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