Billy Crystal Quotes

"This guy was so large, he had his own climate."
-Billy Crystal

"I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap."
-Billy Crystal

"I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right."
-Billy Crystal

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
-Billy Crystal

"The reason we are together is because she puts lead in my shoes and doesn't let me fly off the earth. And it's always been that way."
-Billy Crystal

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
-Billy Crystal in Sex quotes.

"People thought this would be an award show -- but we couldn't get anybody to open up the envelopes. I've been backstage at a lot of rock concerts, and I've never seen musicians run away from white powder before!"
-Billy Crystal

"Gentlemen, start your egos."
-Billy Crystal

"Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great? (from "City Slickers")."
-Billy Crystal