Billy Bob Thornton Quotes

"I've danced one time in my life. It was the most mortifying experience I ever had."
-Billy Bob Thornton

"For our anniversary, I had a certificate drawn up that states I can never leave Angelina for eternity. It has the seal of the great state of Louisiana on it. I signed it in my own blood with a paintbrush."
-Billy Bob Thornton

"If Michelle Pfeiffer gave Mel Gibson a vial of blood to wear around his neck in a movie you'd think it was terribly romantic, everyone would cry and they'd win awards. But in real life if someone does that they'd be considered weird."
-Billy Bob Thornton

"I believe in running through the rain and crashing into the person you love and having your lips bleed on each other."
-Billy Bob Thornton

"If you love somebody let them know every day."
-Billy Bob Thornton

"This time I'm going to be the bride. She got me these pink panties with a big bow on them.' - Expressing a desire to re-wed Angelina in the back garden."
-Billy Bob Thornton

"Acting is playing - it's actually going out on a playground with the other kids and being in the game, and I need that. Writing satisfies that part of myself that longs to sit in my room and dream."
-Billy Bob Thornton

"I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip."
-Billy Bob Thornton