Bill Maher Quotes

"Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit.""
-Bill Maher in Suicide quotes.

"What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country."
-Bill Maher in Democracy quotes.

"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder."
-Bill Maher

"Men are only as loyal as their options."
-Bill Maher in Mankind quotes.

"The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, "You know what? Let's just grab lunch.""
-Bill Maher

"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs."
-Bill Maher

"Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence."
-Bill Maher

"Religion to me is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need."
-Bill Maher