Bill Hicks Quotes

"I'll tell you, too, that's starting to depress me about UFO's, about the fact that they cross galaxies, or wherever they come from to visit us, and always end up in places like Fife, Alabama. Maybe these are not super-intelligent beings, man."
-Bill Hicks

""This is your brain." I've seen a lot of weird shit on drugs. I have never ever ever ever EVER looked at a fucking egg and thought it was a brain."
-Bill Hicks

"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference."
-Bill Hicks

"If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them."
-Bill Hicks

"It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money, a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one."
-Bill Hicks

"I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth."
-Bill Hicks

"I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution."
-Bill Hicks

"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious."
-Bill Hicks

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."
-Bill Hicks

"We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution."
-Bill Hicks