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Bernard Manning Quotes

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"You are what you eat.....I'm a cunt!"
-Bernard Manning in Humor quotes.
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"If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober..."
-Bernard Manning
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"I remember Des O?Connor when he was white."
-Bernard Manning
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"You could tell she wasn't a scrubber' - on Madonna."
-Bernard Manning
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