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Benny Hill Quotes

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"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
-Benny Hill
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"I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better."
-Benny Hill
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"Do unto others, then run."
-Benny Hill
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"I have a wild bunch of coconuts!"
-Benny Hill
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"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be."
-Benny Hill
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"Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe."
-Benny Hill
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