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Arthur Guiterman Quotes

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"The stones that Critics hurl with Harsh Intent, A Man may use to build a Monument."
-Arthur Guiterman
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"Lightly we follow our cue, / `Exit, pursued by a bear'."
-Arthur Guiterman
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"The carpenter is not the best who makes more chips than all the rest."
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"The porcupine, whom one must handle gloved, may be respected, but never loved."
-Arthur Guiterman
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"The Prophet's Cam-u-el, that primal Desert Ship."
-Arthur Guiterman
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"It takes a bee to get the honey out."
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"The tusks that clashed in mighty brawlsOf mastodons, are billiard balls.The sword of Charlemagne the JustIs ferric oxide, known as rust.The grizzly bear, whose potent hugWas feared by all, is now a rug.Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,And I don't feel so well myself."
-Arthur Guiterman
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"Admitting Error clears the Score, And proves you Wiser than before."
-Arthur Guiterman in Errors quotes.
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