Arsenio Hall Quotes

"My mother wanted me to be a lawyer and I wanted to be an Actor. So I went to school, majored in theatre, and said 'Mom, I have to choose my own destiny. I want to be an actor.' A couple of weeks after I graduated college I called my mother up and said 'Can I borrow $200?' and she said 'Why don't you act like you've got $200.'"
-Arsenio Hall in Parents quotes.

"It may not be a big deal to you and me, ... but this is the first thing Bill Clinton has had to be excited about since he got elected."
-Arsenio Hall

"A great, black father."
-Arsenio Hall

"You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left!"
-Arsenio Hall

"My agenda is pretty much directed by a 5-year-old. My kid has become a little more important to me."
-Arsenio Hall