Andy Milonakis Quotes

"I talked on the phone with the Trackboyz, they did a song with Nelly and with J-Kwon, and they're interested and they have really good beats."
-Andy Milonakis

"You are just constantly cleaning stuff up; you don't get to bring out big plates of nice food. You get to take it away when it's all chewed up by some idiot."
-Andy Milonakis

"I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want."
-Andy Milonakis

"I got these pants."
-Andy Milonakis

"When I moved here, he bought me a bed. Was that from Costco?"
-Andy Milonakis

"Pee-pees and vajay-jays, ... Mind your pees and vees."
-Andy Milonakis

"I'll write it in - in marker."
-Andy Milonakis

"[Andy Milonakis, one of the more polarizing comedians to hit the airwaves recently and star of his own stream of consciousness weirdfest on MTV, The Andy Milonakis Show , will soon be releasing a rap album . A funny rap album that is, with] real producers. ... Nick and T-Dog's P-H-Fat Rap."
-Andy Milonakis