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Andy Milonakis Quotes

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"I talked on the phone with the Trackboyz, they did a song with Nelly and with J-Kwon, and they're interested and they have really good beats."
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"You are just constantly cleaning stuff up; you don't get to bring out big plates of nice food. You get to take it away when it's all chewed up by some idiot."
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"I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want."
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"I got these pants."
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"When I moved here, he bought me a bed. Was that from Costco?"
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"Pee-pees and vajay-jays, ... Mind your pees and vees."
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"I'll write it in - in marker."
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"[Andy Milonakis, one of the more polarizing comedians to hit the airwaves recently and star of his own stream of consciousness weirdfest on MTV, The Andy Milonakis Show , will soon be releasing a rap album . A funny rap album that is, with] real producers. ... Nick and T-Dog's P-H-Fat Rap."
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