Alan Thicke Quotes

"Seaver, who was a psychiatrist, would have reprimanded his children. It's the child's role in the family to take care of the dog. ... Growing Pains."
-Alan Thicke

"Dr. Seaver would have sent four or five e-mails asking his neighbors to be quiet because his kids were studying or it was too late. ... Growing Pains."
-Alan Thicke

"Naomi was booked and then got booked again, apparently at some precinct in New York."
-Alan Thicke

"If it is a first offense, you ground them and have a talk. The second offense would call for counseling. ... Growing Pains."
-Alan Thicke

"If the kids overspent, they would have to pay it back from their allowance after having a sit-down. Or if Mrs. Seaver did this, she and her husband would have a late-night sit-down in their pajamas about setting a bad example. ... Growing Pains."
-Alan Thicke

"The Seavers would have properly registered all firearms. They would have obeyed all the rules about firearms. And they would also have gotten training. ... Growing Pains."
-Alan Thicke

"I'll be on my third honeymoon, so I'm more of an authority than I care to be."
-Alan Thicke