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Alan King Quotes

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"You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet."
-Alan King
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"As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced."
-Alan King in Food quotes.
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"I don't think it's any secret. We can't continue to do business as we're currently doing it."
-Alan King
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"However, even under the best of circumstances, four-year graduation rates for the next few years will be substantially lower than those in the three provinces."
-Alan King
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"We need to communicate and make it clear."
-Alan King
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"The sense of the group was excitement."
-Alan King
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"Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?"
-Alan King
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"Once they make their commitment, they have to stay with that commitment, ... They have to live with that decision."
-Alan King
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