Al Franken Quotes

"I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. 'It's a job, Al,' Guy told me. 'We work at it every day.'"
-Al Franken

"When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both."
-Al Franken

"The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover."
-Al Franken

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-one it, people like me."
-Al Franken

"He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber."
-Al Franken in America quotes.

"I'm sure some other places are getting all the attention, but it's bad enough here."
-Al Franken

"Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from."
-Al Franken

"A brief digression on whether that suspicious-looking mole is actually cancer. ... Take this simple test called the ABC test. 'A' is for age. What is your age? Is it over thirteen? If so, it's cancer. That's how the ABC test works."
-Al Franken

"Not good enough to be endorsed by Fox News."
-Al Franken