Adam Sandler Quotes

"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass."
-Adam Sandler

"Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!"
-Adam Sandler

"Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy."
-Adam Sandler

"Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!"
-Adam Sandler

"My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh, ... I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal."
-Adam Sandler

"My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing."
-Adam Sandler

"You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not."
-Adam Sandler

"I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends."
-Adam Sandler