A. Whitney Brown Quotes

"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait."
-A. Whitney Brown

"A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer."
-A. Whitney Brown in Laws quotes.

"The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.'"
-A. Whitney Brown

"There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you."
-A. Whitney Brown

"I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest."
-A. Whitney Brown

"The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down."
-A. Whitney Brown in Past quotes.

"Waterboarding - that's what America does to its prisoners now. Dunking them in water until they confess. Of course, you have to remember - we uncovered a lot of witches that way. So, credit where credit is due."
-A. Whitney Brown

"My Grandmother told me that there was a passage in the bible that says, "It is better to spill your seed in the belly of a whore, than to spill it on the ground." So, I tried both. And the bible's right! It's way better. That's one of the reasons they call it the good book."
-A. Whitney Brown

"That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you."
-A. Whitney Brown